About me

I am so old that I was born in black & white

I grew up in Chelmsford, Essex.

Many years ago, a famous author called Charles Dickens said that Chelmsford was ‘the dullest and most stupid spot on Earth’. The nerve! No wonder he hasn’t dared to publish anything for over a hundred years.

As a child, I wrote many stories, the greatest of which was called ‘Merominse and His Adventures’, although ‘Mummy’s Book of Cats’ comes a close second.

I stopped writing stories when I went to university, because I didn’t think they were any good. They probably weren’t, but that’s not a good reason to stop, is it? I didn’t start again until I was in my late 30s. In the meantime I had various jobs: I worked at a boarding kennels, in a hardware store, a doctor’s surgery and at two publishing houses.

Then I decided I didn’t like commuting and spending so much time in an office, and began working from home as a copy-editor. That’s someone who reads books before they’re published and points out mistakes that need correcting. Authors need editors because it’s really hard to spot mistakes in your own work. Like trying to see your own face without a mirror.

In 2012, I was a winner of a children’s story competition judged by one of my favourite authors, Michael Rosen. That made me think that maybe, just maybe, I should carry on writing and see what happened. So I did. And it went pretty well!

In October 2020, my first novel, The Orphans of St Halibut’s, was published, followed by Pamela’s Revenge. They are both illustrated by David Tazzyman, a legendary art wizard.

You can visit David’s website to see some of the other amazing artwork he has done. I love his pictures because you can see the characters’ personalities shining out of them, and there are so many funny details to spot.

Want to know how I wrote The Orphans of St Halibut’s?

How I Write

My new series is a bit different. It’s a horror/thriller for 11+ and is available now. The title is BITE RISK, and I write it as SJ Wills. You can find out more here…

Photo by Craig Minto

Random facts about me

I once performed ‘Gangnam Style’ at No.10 Downing Street

That’s the Prime Minister’s house. The Prime Minister wasn’t in the room at the time, but the Chancellor of the Exchequer was there, and let me tell you: he was definitely impressed. At least, his mouth sort of dropped open.

I used to work at a boarding kennels

My job was to help look after the boarding dogs and cats while their owners were on holiday. I also had to feed some goats, one of whom had a strong dislike of people (almost certainly because of how she’d been treated). She has a role in The Orphans of St Halibut’s – I didn’t even change her name, because if you’re a writer you can do that – just steal bits of your own past and put them in books without having to go to the effort of making stuff up – and no one will ever know, unless you tell them. Oh.

You can also take revenge on your enemies by writing them as villains, but that isn’t very kind, so I haven’t done that. Not saying I won’t. All I’m saying is, be nice to me.

I am the only person in my house who likes bananas

The rest of my family can’t even stand the smell of them, which means I rarely get to eat them. If you see me out and about and you want to make me happy, give me a banana.

I once made a cup of tea for the Director General of MI5

MI5 are spies who work for the British government. So, in a small way, I did my bit to help keep the country safe. You’re welcome.

I can play the piano

But only a bit, and not in front of anyone.

My favourite books as a child

were the Winnie the Pooh books, written by A.A. Milne and illustrated by E.H. Shepard. I still love them now. Reading them is like being cuddled.